A lexophile is a person who has a love of wordplay, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless” and the following:
- If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
- You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
- He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
- A calendar’s days are numbered.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
- If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
- A lot of money is tainted: ’Taint yours, and ’taint mine.
Submitted by a friend of a friend who is into words and their meanings.
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