And still more fun for lexophiles


A lexophile is a person who has a love of wordplay, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless” and the following:

  • If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
  • When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
  • A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
  • You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
  • He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
  • A calendar’s days are numbered.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  • A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  • When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
  • If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
  • A lot of money is tainted: ’Taint yours, and ’taint mine.

Submitted by a friend of a friend who is into words and their meanings.

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